Hell yea, Steve Jobs and Apple did it again with the iPad. With this whole wave of netbooks surging at the end of 2009, Apple went ahead and did what they do when it comes to making new shit better. On April 3, Apple will unleash it’s 7.47″ x 9.56″ fully touchscreen iPad onto the world. Weighing in at only 1.5 lbs and being only .5″ thick, the iPad looks and acts like a super sized iTouch, which there’s nothing bad about any of that. The iPad allows for a larger viewing surface when it comes to the 100,000s of apps developed for the iPhone. There’s no more squinting to see movies on your iPhone. There’s no more misspelling words when typing emails or surfing the web, simply because everything is bigger, baby! The first model to be launched will be the Wifi in 16, 32, and 64 gigabyte capacities. This Wifi only model has a 1024 x 768 resolution display, with a 1Ghz A4 processor. Later in April, Apple will release the WIFI + 3G model, which with a $30 data plan from AT&T, will be just as blazing on the net as the iPhone. Only a few questions remain on the release though, ie, will there be a camera on the iPad? Many of us are hoping that we won’t have to wait until the 2nd generation to find out. With a week to go until the official launch date, the best to bet to insure that you have one in hand is by pre-ordering an iPad at www.apple.com. The cheapest iPad is the Wifi 16GB for $499. When the 3G models hit, they will start at $629. Don’t expect and iPhone line, but do expect a bit of a rush. Now, get your Apple on kids!

It’s 2010, and the best way to get it started is going to integrate your tv and the entire web. Boxee is a device that enables you to watch anything thats online on your big screen 47″ flat panel tv. There’s no more having to sit in your tired old wood office chair or beat up box crate in order to enjoy Netflix, Hulu, Fancaste and Youtube.
Pretty much, Boxee is an XBox without the ability to play games. Supposedly ready to be jumped off in the 1st quarter of 2010, Boxee will be right around $200, which is really almost half way to an XBox anyways, but who’s penchin’ pennies these days, huh? You’ll be able to get Boxee right off http://www.boxee.tv !!!

For Boxee infomercial check out the video below!

With all the revolutionary visuals and sound options you have while browsing the web, most of these things are based off of Adobe Flash.  At the Adobe Max Convention, they recently announced that they will have Flash running on 19 of the top 20 Smart Phones.  Unfortunately, the Iphone OS has limitations that currently doesn’t allow the Flash application to run.

Check out this video to see what the Future of Mobile Internet Browsing will be…

Clubber Lane was the meanest mofo to hit the ring when he appeared opposite of Rocky Balboa in “Rocky  III.”  Recently we’ve seen some resurgence of mean looking American made muscle cars such as the Dodge Charger, Dodge Challenger, and Ford Mustang put into production. Seriously nothing on the streets right now is meaner, beastier and sexier than the BMW X6 small SUV truck.  First seen in Milwaukee at the Greater Milwaukee Auto Show Gala in February, the X6 stole the show on the 1st level with the intense lines and dramatic i-Robot shape.  It wasn’t but a matter of time before the sexiest machine next to Koenigsegg CCX was pumped out by the best luxury driving machine company – BMW.

The BMW x6  boasts a 4.4-liter, 32-valve turbocharged 400-hp V-8 engine with twin-turbo technology.  The x6 comes in two different types, the 30i and 50i.  The smaller 35i gets an estimated 20 mpg with a 300 horsepower engine with a base MSRP of $55,900.  The 50i produces more horsepower (400hp), but gets an estimated 18 miles per gallon boooo.  The price for 50i plus a hefty $66,650, but some damn good luxury and style comes with all of the costs.

The official MKE Wired priced out BMW x6 50i comes out to be $89,740 not including taxes and shipping.  With that we’d be catching Black Sapphire Metallic, Black Nevada Leather and Ash grain wood trim all for $0.  BMW starts to tax with the cold weather package ($1,250) and the comfort access keyless entry($1,000). Of course we like to get our swag on to the max so we added the Premium Package for $2,200 including Digital compass mirror, Storage package, Universal Garage Door Opener, Ambient light package, BMW Assist, Automatic tailgate opening and closing.

All of that is well in good, except for the fact we would have to have the ipod configuration, with hi-fi system and 6 disc changer for another $2,000. Add in the Sport Package ($3,200), Head Up Display($1,200), Soft Close Automatic Doors($600), HD Radio($350), and 21″ Double Spoke 215 Black Wheel Set ($6,495) then yes we would have the meanest car on the block.

Right, now the Porsche Cayenne S is the closest luxury small suv in the class that could match up to the x6 xDrive 50i. However the Cayenne S is old, doned and out of swag points. The 2010 Cadillac SRX is the newest American beast ready to match the X6, but without the hearty German guts to propel it fast enough down Milwaukee St. The BMW x6 xDrive 50i is the one and only champ of small suvs on Milwaukee streets right now. Do what you have to do to get one of these and your status will be none other than Baller.

Xbox 360 – Project Natal

Xbox 360 ready to jump in the spotlight again with their new “Project Natal” a new wave of controller-less gaming. Now kids can play video games all day and not be a chunky butt! The Name Natal (“to be born” in Latin) is a city on the northeast side of Brazil, which was dubbed from the project’s creator Alex Kipman, born in Brazil. The system brings all the liveliness to your living room by integrating a RBG camera, depth sensor and multiarray microphone. The Camera picks up facial recognition, so it can be setup for each person in your home plus more! The Depth sensor uses infrared to pickup your room in a 3d state. Since the camera is infrared it works in almost any lighting condition. The Multiarray microphone picks up voices and weeds out the extra noise around you. To bring all of these items together the exclusive software Microsoft developed recognizes voices to faces and can even log you in to your Xbox Live Account.

Enough about the super tech’y stuff lets talk about the fun stuff. With the Natal sensor, the interaction in games are endless. You can basically shadowbox in your living room and fight in the game, you can kick soccer balls, go bowling, race cars and even change your tires yourself.

Remember Minority Report, yeah you don’t have to wear some stupid glove to get this kind of action in your living room!
Without knowing the price for the “Project Natal” I would consider this to be far superior to Nintendo’s Wii because you don’t have to buy new accessories once you purchase the “Natal” unit. Microsoft needs to make the cost relatively inexpensive, although the “Project Natal” basically turns your Xbox360 into a brand new machine. As far as pricing and what games will be available, we will keep you updated as soon as we find out.  The unit’s SDK (software development kit) was just released so we will give the developers some time to integrate in their own games. The launch date is not known as of yet, but I would think they would try to push this for the Christmas rush, to get that Tickle Me Elmo demand.

Much anticipated (if you enjoy) DJ Hero will be shown in full at the E3 but already has pre-order forms on the DJ Hero Website Acts to include in the game according to the site states, “Black Eyed Peas, 50 Cent, Justice, Marvin Gaye, Nirvana, Beastie Boys, N.E.R.D, and more.” Also appearing from the site shows that a Jay-Z and Eminem collaboration will be coming together in the future. This could be the new toy for smaller house parties on campus or just for fun, being available for $119 for game with Turntable controller. Being your own DJ lets you see how hard it is to perform like the pro’s, so go grab your DJ Hero and get to workin on your skills maybe you found a new hobby/profession.   I know I’m gunna pick one up asap, show all you my DJ Game skillz. Get Tech’ed kids!

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Big news off the Wire… Palm Pre is being launched June 6th, 2009.  The basic package is $200 for a black Pre after a $100 mail in rebate and with a 2 year contract.  The Touchstone charger and battery cover will be available for $69.99 on the 6th as well.  With the 345,000 units available for the launch, chances are you probably won’t get one till the next shipment!  The warm moist hot shit will be here when its out! We keep it moist!
Link to Press Release

The New Pink Flip Ultra is an unique Mother’s Day gift for those youtuber mom’s out there.  This unit has a above average vga video, that works well in low light situations and is completely Mac and PC ready.  It doesn’t have a memory card slot, but no worries.  The New Pink Flip Ultra has 4gig memory built in.

For the Cost around $149.00 its a steal (Note: an extra set of rechargeable batteries should be thrown in as well)

Pink Canon Point n Shoot Camera

This Pink Canon camera has the right price point to show your mom some love as well as get that old heavy digital camera she’s currently using out of her hands.  For only $149, this Canon Point n Shoot is worth the purchase.

Pink Canon

Pee Monkey

For those of you with mothers like mine, the Pee Monkey application for the Iphone is something that can pass the time.  This is a Free Application available on the appstore. Go help him pee the night away!

Pee Monkey

Big Bang

For those of you with waaaay to much money, you can grab a Bang and Olufsen 103 inch plasma screen tv for right    around 93,000 US doll hairs.  If we had the money, I wouldn’t mind it! check it out… Big Bang

Well Being I missed out on this product for the celebratory holiday on Monday but I guess I found other random stupid ish to do that day.  Since this is free for a limited time so I don’t see why you wouldn’t want to d/l this.  Now when your sitting on your couch doing whatever you do on your couch you don’t have to be board just make sure you wash the screen after you put whatever you put on your iphone, lol.
Heat Pad D/l

F*** Mylife is becoming a staple of college and post college life.  These damn kids are logging into Fmylife.com and posting whatever they have experienced or made up that fits well with fmylife at the end of the one or two liner they write.  Now you can get all that info with this great app for your iphone… oh boy yay!

FMyLife app d/l

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Palm Pre is coming out shortly and there are some sites that offer different ways to cop your Pre for Free.  Some of these sites have you just sign up, follow them on twitter, or create marketing slogans for a chance to get a gift card for a Pre.  Why not have a little fun while your waiting for the Pre to arrive, also you may just get a gift card so you don’t have to fork out the greenbacks to get your new phone.

My Pre Fortune Cookie Phrase Contest to win a Pre!

Everything Pre 5 Ways to Win

PreThinking Add @prethinking on your twitter account and retweet what they tell you and your in the running

PalmWebOS Sign up to the Forum and post at least 50 times before the Pre launches and chance of winning Pre or winning the AGF Holster with shell door