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Those Nigglets from the 2nd story were a bit scary… Nobody wants some 50,000 little black puppets and an old scorned black woman on their ass! Nobody!!!
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Little green midgets wielding knives and shit is not something you want to wake up to in the morning… However this was a jump off for Jennifer Aniston’s career which is actually kinda scary.
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Snoop Doggy Dog did a scary movie, remember that? When Snoop performed Murder Was The Case at the Mtv Video Awards, that was scarier than this…
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Think if the movie Godzilla actually was made by Americans… it would suck just like this one does.
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I’ve been to the hoods in Baltimore, Maryland. I’ve even been to the woods in Maryland. Those shits are real scary… This was the LEAST SCARIEST SCARY MOVIE of all time!!!! Nobody likes to be in the woods by themselves and they fucked it up!!! Royally!!! I wanted all of my $15 back from North Shore Cinema on opening night which causes me still pain when anyone brings up going to a movie there because The Blair Crap Project has such a profoundly wallet ruining experience. Fuck all three of the actors in this movie cause none of their careers went anywhere after this anyways. So take that Blair Witch Project, I’ve finally gotten my revenge!!!
